I have received numerous responses from my previous topic "Holly Shit!" and here I am to share with my audience some bazaar contributions, some of which you may identify with. Ha!
Remember I mentioned about the balancing act of squatting on the toilet bowl. I have recently found out the secret of mastering this stance and also give me the glory to discover this gymnast talent in my friend. It all boils down to locating your CG (Center of Gravity) - Support yourself using your hand to hold onto both sides of the cubicle walls. Isn't it amazing?! Moreover being a good citizen, she is not one who dirties the toilet flap. She risks her dear life by squatting onto the toilet bowl with the seat up! I dunno about you but I am surely impressed. Haven't try this out thou... Still bear the fear of falling into the toilet bowl.
Did you noticed that the seated toilet bowls in our country comes in 2 designs? One of which is the one we usually have at home, i.e the water level us about 1-hand deep (Doubt my measurement? Go try it) and the other type are the ones with a whole pool of water with depth the length from your fingers to the elbow. You will most often find these in big shopping centres and hotels. Seriously, what advantages are there for these categorization. Isn't the latter a worse option? More water in the toilet bowl = more chances of getting the water splash up your ass? Anyone knows the reason?
Most people will be embarassed when they shit in public toilets because of the noises they made when the waste dropped into the water and creating a "plat"sound. Hence various methods are adopted to minimise this sound especially when you know someone is using the cubicle next to yours. One method I heard is to control the feces - flush everytime you feel the shit is reaching the water. Another method is to put a lot of toilet paper into the bowl so that it will create some kind of sound-absorbing effect. Maybe the Save water and Save paper campaigns should start from the toilet users.
I personally like the toilets in aeroplanes. They do not have a pool of water in their toilet bowls. Instead, their flush is so strong that no waste will be left on the toilet bowl walls. Kudos to the inventor of this type of toilet. Hope they implement this soon to all the public toilets.. or they can have audible music in all the public toilets to save users from the embarassment of shitting/peeing too loudly. We should think out of the box. A toilet is not necessary the one we see everyday. More effort should be put into inventing one which provide a comfortable and stress-free 15min of toxic release.
Remember I mentioned about the balancing act of squatting on the toilet bowl. I have recently found out the secret of mastering this stance and also give me the glory to discover this gymnast talent in my friend. It all boils down to locating your CG (Center of Gravity) - Support yourself using your hand to hold onto both sides of the cubicle walls. Isn't it amazing?! Moreover being a good citizen, she is not one who dirties the toilet flap. She risks her dear life by squatting onto the toilet bowl with the seat up! I dunno about you but I am surely impressed. Haven't try this out thou... Still bear the fear of falling into the toilet bowl.
Did you noticed that the seated toilet bowls in our country comes in 2 designs? One of which is the one we usually have at home, i.e the water level us about 1-hand deep (Doubt my measurement? Go try it) and the other type are the ones with a whole pool of water with depth the length from your fingers to the elbow. You will most often find these in big shopping centres and hotels. Seriously, what advantages are there for these categorization. Isn't the latter a worse option? More water in the toilet bowl = more chances of getting the water splash up your ass? Anyone knows the reason?
Most people will be embarassed when they shit in public toilets because of the noises they made when the waste dropped into the water and creating a "plat"sound. Hence various methods are adopted to minimise this sound especially when you know someone is using the cubicle next to yours. One method I heard is to control the feces - flush everytime you feel the shit is reaching the water. Another method is to put a lot of toilet paper into the bowl so that it will create some kind of sound-absorbing effect. Maybe the Save water and Save paper campaigns should start from the toilet users.
I personally like the toilets in aeroplanes. They do not have a pool of water in their toilet bowls. Instead, their flush is so strong that no waste will be left on the toilet bowl walls. Kudos to the inventor of this type of toilet. Hope they implement this soon to all the public toilets.. or they can have audible music in all the public toilets to save users from the embarassment of shitting/peeing too loudly. We should think out of the box. A toilet is not necessary the one we see everyday. More effort should be put into inventing one which provide a comfortable and stress-free 15min of toxic release.
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